162 Wednesday Puns to Get You Laughing Midweek

Wednesdays are often the middle of the week. Some call it hump day. Others see it as the moment they start counting down to the weekend. No matter how your week is going, a good laugh can help you get through it.

Many people feel a little tired by the time Wednesday comes. Work might feel long. School might feel slow. But humor can change the mood. A pun is a fun way to play with words. It makes you smile. It makes others smile too.

In this post you will find different types of puns. Some are short one liners. Some are for work. Some are safe and fun for kids. Others are silly or cute. There are even puns about food. You will get ideas for captions jokes and posts. Whether you want to share a joke at work or write a funny message to a friend this list has you covered.

Best Wednesday Puns

These are the most loved Wednesday puns. They work in most settings. They are safe to use around friends family or coworkers. People enjoy these because they are clever and simple.

• Midweek got me like what day is it again
• If Wednesday were a sandwich it would be all filler
• Keep calm it is just the middle of the week
• We are halfway through and still standing
• When in doubt just blame it on Wednesday
• Wednesdays are like the middle child of the week
• It is Wednesday but my brain still thinks it is Monday
• Today feels like a Monday in a Wednesday outfit
• Wake me up when it is Friday
• Wednesday called it wants its weekend back
• We are halfway done and fully tired
• Wednesday is that awkward pause in the week
• Not quite Friday but better than Monday
• Wednesdays are made for slow coffee and big dreams
• Midweek and still holding on
• Wednesday has no chill – More Puns? Check out: Tuesday Puns 
• We made it to Wednesday now what
• Halfway through and still here
• Wednesdays are just slow motion Tuesdays
• Middle of the week more like muddle of the week

These puns are great for text messages casual conversations or posts on social media. You can also add them to your calendar or use them in a group chat.

Funny Wednesday Puns

These puns are designed to make you laugh. They are a little silly and a little weird in a good way. You can use these to cheer someone up or lighten the mood at work or school.

• I am on a see food diet I see food on Wednesday and I eat it
• Wednesday is that awkward day between two better days
• How is it only Wednesday my coffee is already scared
• They say what you do on Wednesday you do all week I guess I am tired
• If Monday is the problem Wednesday is the plot twist
• Wednesday is just Monday’s twin with better hair
• I am halfway to the weekend and fully out of energy
• Do not talk to me until Wednesday is over
• My alarm clock and Wednesday are in a toxic relationship
• Wednesday is basically Friday’s boring cousin
• Why does Wednesday feel like a slow loading screen
• Midweek is like walking in wet socks
• I thought it was Thursday but Wednesday fooled me
• Wednesday meetings should be illegal
• More yawns less progress – More Puns? Check out: Monday Puns
• Wednesday is where fun goes to nap
• When is nap time Wednesday is asking
• Who invited Wednesday to the party
• I would rather be fri-yay than Wednes-meh
• Wednesday needs a hug and a donut

These are fun to share in group chats or use as ice breakers in meetings. Laughter really does help people feel more connected.

Wednesday Puns One Liners

One liners are quick and easy. These are great when you want to make someone smile in just a few words.

• Wedneslay the day
• Wed be better off sleeping
• Hump day slump day
• Wed rather be home
• Wed brief and tired
• Time to Wednesnooze
• Halfway but not okay
• Midweek madness mode
• Wed like to skip today
• Still not Friday
• Wed already tired
• Midweek and meh
• Wed feels wrong
• Mood Wednesleep
• Feeling Wedneslow
• Wedgonna make it
• Wednesnore alert – More Puns? Check out: Sunday Puns
• Wednesnope today
• Wednespeed zero
• Wedstuck again

You can use these as short messages or clever hashtags. They also work well in comments and quick replies.

Wednesday Puns for Work

Work can feel long on Wednesdays. These puns are made for office life. They are clean and funny and can help make your team smile.

• Wed need more coffee
• Halfway done half awake
• Inbox full mood empty
• PowerPoint and patience both low
• Zoom again it must be Wednesday
• The only thing scheduled today is surviving
• Running on coffee and hope
• Meetings till Friday send help
• The printer broke again must be Wednesday
• Just trying to make it to Thursday
• Wednesday is the boss of boring
• Another file another sigh
• Keyboard tired mouse missing
• Slack messages hit different on Wednesday
• Deadline and daylight both missing
• No budget just bravery
• Wednesdaze at the desk
• Working for the weekend
• Emails and errors
• Reply all regrets – More Puns? Check out: 

These puns are good for newsletters internal chats and Slack messages. They help make midweek meetings a little lighter.

Wednesday Puns for Kids

These puns are safe for school and family. They are fun simple and easy to understand. Perfect for teachers parents or anyone who wants to make kids laugh.

• Why did Wednesday go to school to learn how to spell
• Wednesday is the peanut butter in a week sandwich
• Knock knock who is there Wed Wed who Wed better get to recess
• Why was the calendar happy it was Wednesday
• Wednesday is the superhero of the week
• Wednesday says let us wiggle and giggle
• Color me happy it is Wednesday
• Wednesday means play day
• Happy halfway to the weekend
• Wednesdays are cool like crayons
• The week took a nap on Wednesday
• Wednesday made a joke and it was punny
• Wednesday says smile big
• Midweek magic is real
• Wednesday walks on sunshine
• Is it Wednesday or giggle day
• Let us count down to fun
• Wednesday has jokes just for you
• Wednesdays are made for stories
• Wednesdays are for silly socks

These are great for classroom boards story time or lunchbox notes. They help make the week feel special for kids.

Happy Wednesday Puns

These puns bring good vibes. Use them to share a cheerful message. They work well in posts or cards.

• Smiling because it is Wednesday
• Happy halfway to happy hour
• Wednesdays are little chances to reset
• Good things happen on Wednesdays too
• Happy thoughts only it is Wednesday
• Wishing you a warm and sunny Wednesday
• Midweek smiles go a long way
• Here is your happy Wednesday reminder
• You are doing great it is Wednesday
• One step closer to the weekend
• Wednesdays bring little wins
• Grateful for another Wednesday
• Let us make this Wednesday wonderful
• Kindness counts today
• Wednesdays are tiny victories
• Joy rides with Wednesday
• Big heart midweek
• Cheer up it is Wednesday
• Wednesday is made for good vibes
• Smiles grow on Wednesday

Send these to friends or coworkers. Or use them to boost your own mood.

Cute Wednesday Puns

These puns are soft sweet and adorable. Use them in texts to friends or your partner. They also work well for captions with pets or cozy settings.

• Wuv you every Wednes-day
• My cat thinks it is nap day not Wednesday
• Cuddle weather and coffee it is Wednesday
• Sending bear hugs it is Wednesday
• Wednesdays are meant for kindness
• Snuggle the week away
• Smile like it is Saturday
• Soft hearts and warm drinks
• Midweek but full of love
• Feeling pawsitive this Wednesday
• Wednesday with sprinkles
• You are tea-rific this Wednesday
• Love is midweek magic
• You make Wednesday sweet
• Fluff and fun on Wednesday
• Cupcake vibes only
• You are my Wednesday sunshine
• Midweek cuteness overload
• Let us hug this Wednesday
• You plus Wednesday equals happy

These cute puns make people feel cozy. They are perfect for planners photo captions or surprise notes.

Wednesday Food Puns

Food always makes things better. These puns mix food with Wednesday jokes. They are fun for restaurants food bloggers or anyone who loves snacks.

• Lettuce celebrate Wednesday
• Waffle Wednesday is a thing
• Taco Wednesday no rules here
• Nacho average midweek
• Donut talk to me before lunch
• Feeling eggstra tired today
• Espresso yourself it is Wednesday
• Fries before guys every Wednesday
• Wednesday is soup er cool
• Kale yeah it is midweek
• Hump day hunger hits different
• Time to toast Wednesday
• Berry excited it is Wednesday
• Slice slice baby it is Wednesday
• Wednesday and waffles forever
• Grill and chill this Wednesday
• Olive you Wednesday
• Wednesday is fryday’s cousin
• Bread it and believe it
• Midweek munchies win again

These puns are also great for menus or daily specials. You can use them in food posts or marketing too.

Conclusion

Wednesday is not always easy. It is the middle of the week. Many people feel stuck or tired by this point. But a good pun can make things better. It brings a smile. It breaks the stress. It connects people.

We hope this list of 162 Wednesday puns gave you what you were looking for. Whether you need something for work school social media or just a little joy these puns are here for you. Humor does not need to be loud or complicated. It just needs to feel right.

So the next time you wake up and realize it is Wednesday remember this page. Pick a pun. Share a laugh. Brighten someone’s day.

Keep smiling your weekend is getting closer.