166 Best Turkey Puns That will Make You Gobble-LOL
Warning: Reading this may cause uncontrollable gobbling… of laughter 🦃😂
Okay, confession time: turkeys are… hilarious. I mean, have you seen their walk? That serious face with the wobbly wattle? Comedy gold. And because the internet runs on bad jokes and caffeine, turkey puns are basically an energy drink for your funny bone.
Here’s the big Q: What are the absolute best, most hilarious turkey puns out there?
These 166 puns and they’re so fresh you could baste them.
Ready? Grab your gravy boat we’re going in.
Best Turkey Puns
Kicking off with the heavy hitters the puns that could win “America’s Got Talent” if poultry was allowed.
- I’m all about that baste. 🥄
- Let’s give ’em something to gobble about. 🦃
- Wing it till you win it.
- Stop, drop, and gobble.
- Baste friends forever.
- My gravy brings all the birds to the yard.
- Keep your friends close and your turkeys closer.
- One gobble to rule them all.
- The Lord of the Wings. 🍗
- This is how we roll… dinner rolls, that is.
- Drumsticks over dumb tricks.
- Winner, winner, turkey dinner.
- It’s a gobble kind of day – Check out more bird puns: Rooster Puns
💡 Where to Use These: Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner toasts, cheesy couple captions, or printed on a mug for that one friend who takes Friendsgiving way too seriously.
Funny Turkey Puns
These are the “laugh so hard your cranberry sauce shoots out your nose” kind.
- Talk turkey to me. 😏
- Keep calm and gobble on.
- Poultry in motion.
- Stuffed but still strutting.
- You’ve got me stuffing my feelings.
- Let’s get basted.
- Gravy baby, gravy.
- The gobble squad is here.
- Waddle I do without you?
- This bird is on fire. 🔥
- Gobble me up, Scotty.
- Too blessed to be stressed (but still overcooked).
- Snood it or lose it – Check out more bird puns: Swan Puns
💡 Where to Use These: Insta stories, memes, or in that group chat that lives for dad jokes. Bonus points if you send with a turkey GIF.
Cute Turkey Puns
When you want to be sweet but still a little bit goofy.
- Gobble you forever. 💕
- You’re my drumstick in shining armor.
- Wattle you do without me?
- You make me feel all gravy inside.
- My love for you is never on the chopping block.
- Peas and love… and turkey.
- You’re the butter to my biscuit.
- Let’s never be poultry apart.
- You’re my gravy on a rainy day.
- Our love is all it’s cracked up to be.
- You’re egg-straordinary.
- You’ve stolen a pizza my (turkey) heart.
- Let’s stick together like stuffing – Check out more bird puns: Ostrich Puns
💡 Where to Use These: Valentine’s cards, sticky notes on your partner’s lunchbox, or doodled inside a DIY scrapbook. Also killer for couple T-shirt prints.
Turkey Love Puns
Yes, romance… but make it poultry.
- You had me at baste. ❤️
- Love you from my head to my drumsticks.
- Let’s carve out some time together.
- Our love is stuffed with joy.
- I’m totally plucked on you.
- You’re the wishbone I’ve been waiting for.
- You make my heart go gobble-gobble.
- Let’s flock together forever.
- Be my gravy mate.
- You’re hotter than oven-baked turkey skin.
- Butter believe I love you.
- My favorite dish is you.
- You’re my forever feast – Check out more bird puns: Parakeet Puns
💡 Where to Use These: Anniversary posts, wedding speech ice-breakers, or printed on a pillow (if you’re both turkey nerds).
Turkey Holiday Puns
Because turkey doesn’t just belong to Thanksgiving.
- Merry Turkmas to all, and to all a good night.
- Feather the halls with boughs of holly. 🎶
- Have yourself a merry little drumstick.
- The most wonderful thyme of the year.
- All I want for Christmas is… gravy.
- Sleigh my turkey.
- Gobble bells, gobble bells.
- Deck the halls with turkey calls.
- It’s snow problem, pass the bird.
- Eat, drink, and be turkey.
- North Poletry – Check out more bird puns: Parrot Puns
- Winter is stuffing.
- O come all ye flavorful.
💡 Where to Use These: Holiday cards, ugly sweater designs, or that email subject line for your holiday dinner invite.
Turkey Birthday Puns
Some people get cake… others get cake and turkey.
- Hope your birthday is plucking amazing. 🎉
- Wattle you do for fun today?
- You’re aging like fine turkey wine.
- Let’s par-turkey.
- Drumroll for the birthday bird!
- Another year older, another plate of gravy.
- Make a wish(bone).
- You’re not old, you’re well-basted.
- Have a gravy good birthday.
- Stuffed with joy today!
- Age is just a number… but turkey portions are unlimited.
- Gobble up the cake before I do.
- This year, you’re the main dish – Check out more bird puns: Pigeon Puns
💡 Where to Use These: Birthday cards, cake toppers, or surprise party banners for that November baby.
Turkey Hunting Puns
For the hunters who appreciate a little humor in the woods.
- Feather luck next time. 😉
- Aim high, gobble low.
- The early bird gets… hunted.
- This turkey’s already stuffed.
- Locked, loaded, and gobblin’.
- Pluck yeah.
- Wattle we shoot next?
- Hunting for that perfect baste.
- Call me the drumstick detective.
- Silent but deadly… like my gravy.
- Hit me with your best shot(gun).
- Tag, you’re roasted – Check out more bird puns: Hen Puns
- Birds of prey? More like birds of plate.
💡 Where to Use These: Hunting club T-shirts, camp mugs, or as cheeky captions for your hunting trip photos.
Turkey Puns One Liners
Quick, sharp, and great for awkward elevator rides.
- Just winging it.
- Let’s get basted.
- Gobble till you wobble. 🌀
- Keep it gravy, baby.
- Leftovers are my love language.
- Wattle power!
- Snood and mood.
- Don’t go cold turkey on me.
- Feather fabulous.
- Leg day = drumstick day.
- Turkey mode: ON.
- Roast and boast – Check out more bird puns: Owl Puns
- Pass the sass and the mash.
💡 Where to Use These: Twitter/X posts, quick text replies, or printed on reusable shopping bags.
Thanksgiving Turkey Puns
The crown jewel of turkey pun season.
- Feast mode: activated. 🔥
- No fowl play here.
- Thankful, blessed, and turkey-obsessed.
- My stuffing brings all the birds to the yard.
- Let’s give thanks… and then nap aggressively.
- Corn you believe this feast? 🌽
- Turkey and chill.
- Gobble ‘til you wobble, then repeat.
- Mashed and smashed.
- Talk gravy to me.
- Baste Thanksgiving ever
- Pie love you. 🥧
- Pass the rolls, control your souls.
💡 Where to Use These: Dinner menus, Thanksgiving photo captions, or even painted on a decorative wooden sign for your kitchen.
Turkey Day Puns
If you call it “Turkey Day,” these are your jam.
- Happy Turkey Day, ya filthy animals. 😜
- Don’t be a jerk-y, pass the turkey.
- The bird is the word.
- May your turkey be moist and your gravy never lumpy.
- Drumstick-tacular day ahead!
- Gobble-palooza.
- Feast-a-thon 2025.
- Wattle fest.
- Turkey-topia.
- Plateful of gratitude.
- Day of the Drumstick.
- Gobble jam.
- Roastmas in November.
💡 Where to Use These: Text to your relatives before dinner, printed on paper plates, or for cheeky office email greetings.
Bad Turkey Puns (That You’ll Still Laugh At)
So bad… they’re good.
- Quack! …oh wait, wrong bird.
- You can’t handle the baste.
- Butter late than never.
- Yolk’s on you.
- I’m just here for the rolls.
- Don’t gravy train me.
- Let’s flock things up.
- Eggs-cuse me?
- Baste in class.
- Roast in peace.
- Hen-tertainment guaranteed.
- Let’s get cluckin’.
- Hot wings? More like hot cousins.
💡 Where to Use These: Comedy roasts, deliberately terrible Christmas crackers, or as conversation starters with your most sarcastic friend.
Short Turkey Puns
For when you need a hit of humor FAST.
- Gobble gobble.
- Baste case.
- Gravy train.
- Drumroll please…
- Wattle up?
- Feast beast.
- Snood mood.
- Pluck luck.
- Roast boast.
- Peck check.
- Hen zen.
- Stuff bluff.
- Wing zing.
💡 Where to Use These: Tote bag slogans, Snapchat captions, or stitched onto an apron.
Turkey Puns Dirty
For… after the kids go to bed.
- Wanna get basted tonight? 😏
- My thighs are the juiciest part.
- Let’s talk breast-to-breast.
- Stuff me like your turkey.
- This gravy’s making me hot.
- You’ve got me gobblin’ in all the right ways.
- Let’s get saucy.
- You can baste me anytime.
- My oven’s preheated for you.
- Let’s butter each other up.
- I’m all legs tonight.
- Make me your main dish.
- Gobble me gently.
💡 Where to Use These: Adult game nights, cheeky couples’ texts, or a custom Valentine’s card for your equally weird partner.
Why Turkey Puns Work Every Time
Here’s the thing they’re silly, easy to get, and they instantly make people smile. Turkeys already look funny, and words like baste, wattle, stuffed, and drumstick are just begging to be twisted into jokes.
Plus, they work everywhere on T-shirts, Instagram captions, party invites, even in wedding toasts (yep, I’ve seen it happen). The more unexpected the place, the funnier the punch.
Final Slice: Gobble & Go
And there we have it 166+ turkey puns, from cute and sweet to cheeky and downright bad.
Quick recap:
- Cute & love puns → cards, gifts, couple captions
- Funny & bad puns → roasting friends, memes, quick jokes
- Holiday & birthday puns → invites, banners, party decor
- Dirty puns → only if your audience can handle the spice
Now go wild print them, post them, or drop them in a chat to make someone’s day.
