141 May Puns To Make You Laugh All Month Long

Because May is here and it is bringing all the sunshine, smiles, and springtime magic with it! The flowers are blooming, the days are longer, and joy is in the air. It’s the perfect time to sprinkle a little fun into your conversations and what better way to do that than with some clever, laugh-out-loud wordplay?

Puns are the life of the party they jazz up birthday cards, spice up captions, and bring a smile to just about any setting, from school projects to social media posts.

In this post, we are serving up the puniest collection of May puns you’ll find. Whether you’re looking for birthday zingers, kid-friendly laughs, or quips for May Day and more, we’ve got you covered. Cute, clever, and totally shareable these puns are ready to make your May a whole lot brighter.

Best May Puns

These puns are great for any time in May. Use them for captions posts cards or texts. They are light fun and perfect for all ages.

I may not know everything but I do know puns.
Let’s make May memories.
You may like this joke.
May this month be kind.
May your days bloom.
I may be small but I bring big smiles.
You may be wondering if this is a pun.
May it go your way.
We may have fun with words.
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May your weekend be sweet.
This month may be my favorite.
May the month treat you well.
May I offer a joke.
May is looking pretty good.
One day it may all make sense.
This may be my time to shine.
You may be punstoppable.
May all your plans go right.
Let’s enjoy this May-ment – More Puns? Check out: September Puns

Funny May Puns

These puns bring more laughs. Use them in texts or to make someone giggle. They are simple fun jokes.

May I laugh now.
What may I say I love puns.
It may be too soon but here’s a joke.
I may look calm but I am laughing inside.
This may get old but not today.
May I tell you a pun.
I may have gone too far.
May your jokes always land.
May we laugh without reason.
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May it never end.
I may lose track of puns.
It may get silly.
May jokes are back.
You may regret this pun.
May I keep going.
You may be sorry you asked.
May we pun again – More Puns? Check out: July Puns
I may call this pun-derful.
It may be a pun-demic.

May Birthday Puns

People born in May love jokes that match their birth month. These puns are great for birthday cards and messages.

Hope your birthday is May-nificent.
Another year older May-be wiser.
You May be the best gift.
Wishing you a sweet May birthday.
Born to bloom in May.
Cake May solve everything.
May your wishes come true.
Birthday joy in full May-tion.
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Hope you May-ke good memories.
You May be the life of the party.
Let your May light shine.
Your May-ment is here.
Party like it’s May forever.
Enjoy every May-nute.
Blow out candles and May-ke a wish.
Born to shine in May – More Puns? Check out: June Puns
Time to eat cake and be May-rvelous.
Hope this May is the best one yet.
You May have all the fun.

May Puns for Instagram

These puns are short and catchy. They are perfect for Instagram captions and stories. They fit photos and updates with a spring mood.

Just May things.
Feeling May-zing today.
It May be magic.
May vibes only.
Let’s May-ke it a good one.
Serving spring looks.
In full May bloom.
This May hit different.
May I post this.
May-d it – More Puns? Check out: April Puns
One with the May vibes.
May selfie season.
May we bloom.
Catch me in May mode.
My heart says May.
Hello May goodbye chill.
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May makes it better.
Stay May-stic.
May-ke it pop.

May Puns for Kids

These puns are safe and fun for children. Great for school jokes classroom signs or talking with young ones.

May I tell a joke.
Time to play in the May sun.
This May be recess.
We May color now.
It May be story time.
Snack May be ready.
Let’s May-ke crafts.
May I be the helper.
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This May be the best class.
Let’s May-ke a mess.
May-day we need more snacks.
May we have fun now.
My name is May-sterious.
I May know the answer.
May I pet the class pet.
Time to May-nster our reading.
May the blocks stay stacked.
It May be nap time – More Puns? Check out: January Puns
We May draw forever.

May Day Puns

May Day is on May 1st. It is a spring holiday in many places. These puns are fun to use in May Day events cards or crafts.

May your flowers bloom bright.
Time to dance around the Maypole.
May Day is here.
May we celebrate spring.
Baskets and blooms all day.
May I give you flowers.
May the spring begin.
This May Day is blooming.
Let’s spread some May joy.
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May your basket overflow.
This May just be perfect.
Let’s bring in May right.
I May have too many flowers.
Happy May Day to you.
Spring May surprise us.
It May be May Day magic.
A little May goes a long way.
I May love this day.
Flowers for your May – More Puns? Check out: Friday Puns

Cute May Puns

These puns are sweet and soft. Use them for love notes text messages or to show care.

May I always have you.
My heart says May.
Just May and you.
This May be love.
You May be my favorite.
May I call you mine.
We May be perfect.
Together we May-ke sense.
It May be you.
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May I hold your hand.
Our May story begins.
Love in full May bloom.
May-ke me smile.
You May be all I need.
May this never end.
It May be forever.
Sweet like May.
May we always laugh.
Warm as the May sun – More Puns? Check out: Wednesday Puns

Conclusion

Now you have a full list of 141 May puns. They are sorted by theme so you can find what you need. Whether you want to post a cute photo write a birthday card plan a school activity or just share a laugh there is a pun here for it.

May is a month full of light and joy. With the right words it becomes even brighter. These simple puns help us smile connect and enjoy the season. Use them as much as you want and feel free to add your own spin.

May your whole month be full of smiles and simple joy.

Let us know in the comments if you made a new May pun or how you used one from this list.

141 May Puns to Make You Laugh All Month Long