139 Hilarious Teeth Puns That will Leave You Smiling Wide

🦷 Warning: These 139 Teeth Puns May Cause Uncontrollable Smiling 😁

Alright, be honest—did you ever think teeth could be hilarious? Like, those little chew champs in your mouth? But surprise! Turns out, teeth are comedy gold when you throw in some wild wordplay, a dash of dad joke energy, and maybe a cheeky grin or two. 😏

Whether you’re a dentist with a sense of humor (we see you), a tired parent bribing kids to brush, or just someone who lives for pun-derful chaos—you’re gonna chews this list every time.

Here’s what we’ll cover (and yes, we’re going all in):

Ready? Let’s brace ourselves. 😬

Best Teeth Puns That Will Leave You Grinning Like a Goofball

Let’s start strong. These are the cream of the crop—the tooth puns that made me spit my coffee out. These babies play on words like “cavity,” “crown,” “root,” and all that fun dental jazz. Here we go:

• Tooth be told, these puns are irresistible.
• I’m feeling plaque-tastic today.
• That joke really filled me with joy.
• Let’s not sugarcoat it… cavities are the enemy.
• I think I’ve got a biting sense of humor.
• Floss like a boss, baby.
• I’m rooting for you. (Get it? Root canal? Ha.)
• Enamel you glad we met?
• You’re the only one who gets my bite of humor.
• I’m all smiles… until someone flosses my nerves.
• I can’t handle the tooth!
• She’s the molar opposite of boring.
• Don’t crown yourself king just yet—you’re missing a filling.
• I shine brighter than a post-cleaning smile.
• I grind under pressure… and in my sleep.
• His jokes always hit a nerve.
• I’ve got plaque in all the wrong places – More Puns? Check out: Family Puns
• Just trying to stay on the bright side of enamel.

Honestly, some of these are so cheesy, but I live for this kinda humor. There’s something deeply satisfying about turning dental hygiene into comedy, right?

Funny Teeth Puns That Bite Just Right

You know how some puns make you do that weird wheeze-laugh thing? Yeah, these are those.

• Brace yourself… it’s about to get punny.
• I had a dream I was a dentist… it was tooth surreal.
• That’s the crown-ing achievement of bad jokes.
• I chews to laugh at everything.
• I’m not lying—my dentist appointment was jaw-dropping.
• Let’s get to the root of the problem.
• I tried to smile, but my teeth were feeling down in the mouth.
• That joke was so bad, my wisdom teeth cringed.
• You’re sweet… dangerously cavity-level sweet.
• I laughed so hard, I dislodged a filling.
• My dentist said I’m too sensitive—emotionally and dentally.
• It’s not gossip—it’s oral tradition.
• I chewed it over and still don’t like it.
• I’m bracing myself… for more dental bills.
• She’s got bite, but in a charming way.
• You’re flossing over the facts!
• This convo’s gone full incisor mode – More Puns? Check out: Ghost Puns

Also: shoutout to every dentist who’s ever made a pun about “oral hygiene” and thought they were the first 😂 (we still love you, Dr. Smith).

Missing Teeth Puns That Don’t Suck (Even Without the Teeth)

Look, losing a tooth (especially as a kid) is weirdly exciting. You get money! And snacks! And suddenly whistling gets easier. These puns are all about that toothless glory:

• I’m all gums and giggles.
• The tooth fairy’s on speed dial.
• Guess I’m feeling a little hole-y today.
• My smile’s under construction.
• She lost a tooth and gained street cred. 💅
• Toothless but not speechless!
• I’m rocking the pirate look—one tooth at a time.
• Lost a tooth but gained street cred.
• I’m not toothless, I’m air-conditioned.
• The Tooth Fairy blocked me—said I was broke.
• I spit bars… and molars.
• No tooth? No problem. I’ve got personality.
• Life’s better with gaps and grins.
• My smile’s got more potholes than this street.
• I’m embracing the toothless aesthetic.
• I didn’t lose a tooth—I freed it – More Puns? Check out: Drink Puns

And for adults… well, hey, dentures exist. 😅 No shame in the missing-tooth game, fam.

Cute Teeth Puns to Melt Even the Coldest Hearts

You didn’t think we’d skip the adorable stuff, did you? These puns are full of sugar and zero cavities (ironically):

• You’re the floss to my brush.
• I chews you every time.
• Love at first bite 💘
• You’re the sparkle in my smile.
• Tooth be told, I can’t stop thinking about you.
• You’re more precious than my enamel.
• You give me butterflies and plaque-free vibes.
• I brush up on love daily—thanks to you.
• Our love is root-deep.
• You floss into my heart like magic.
• Can I cavity you for a second?
• We were mint to smile together.
• You had me at gingiva.
• Let’s stick together like plaque and bad habits.
• Tooth-gether forever? 😘
• I enamel in love with you every day – More Puns? Check out: Ketchup Puns

Perfect for Valentine’s cards, cute dental office posters, or just texting your tooth-obsessed bae. (If that’s not a niche, I don’t know what is.)

Teeth Puns for Kids That Are Cleaner Than Their Bathroom Sinks

Parents, teachers, pediatric dentists—this one’s for you. These are safe, goofy, and totally approved for ages 4-104:

• Brush it off, champ!
• Don’t be a plaque-ard!
• Tooth or dare?
• I’m tooth-tally awesome.
• Let’s make today cavity-free!
• Smile big, little chomper!
• I’m not crying, it’s just fluoride in my eye!
• Tooth Town is where all the cool chompers live.
• Brusha brusha ’til it sparkles like a disco ball!
• My teeth are tiny superheroes fighting sugar villains.
• My toothbrush is my wand—poof! Clean teeth!
• I’m the boss of floss!
• Who needs treasure when you have clean teeth?
• Sparkle squad, reporting for brushing duty!
• Every tooth is a shiny little knight – More Puns? Check out: Water Puns
• I’m a cavity-fighting ninja!

Bonus: Try using these during bedtime brushing battles. Might just turn giggles into brushing time 🙃

Teeth Puns One Liners That Pack a Punch

Short attention span squad, here are the one-liners. Drop one and walk away like the pun king/queen you are:

• That joke was tooth much.
• My dentist said I needed a filling—I agreed, I was empty inside.
• I’m chew-ing on that idea.
• Life’s hard. Floss anyway.
• Smile. It’s the cheapest dental work.
• I’m just molar-ing through life.
• My bite is worse than my bark.
• I’d smile more if my insurance covered it.
• My crown slipped—I blame the coffee.
• Too blessed to be stressed… but I still clench at night.
• One plaque to rule them all.
• Rooting for better mornings (and less tartar).
• Enamel don’t crack under pressure – More Puns? Check out: Sunglass Puns
• Teeth: nature’s way of keeping your snacks in check.
• This is my last nerve… and you just flossed it.

Honestly, some of these are criminally underrated. Like, the kind of joke you whisper to your coworker at 3 PM and both of you lose it for five minutes.

Short Dental Puns for Quick Chomps

Tiny but mighty. These are basically pun nuggets:

• Plaque attack!
• Molar goals.
• Chomp life.
• Fill-er up.
• Jaw-some vibes only.
• Grin game strong.
• Plaque off, please.
• Smiles over drills.
• Molar vibes.
• No chill, just drill.
• Minty fresh chaos.
• Brush hour rush.
• Fill the thrill.
• Tooth mood: flossy – More Puns? Check out: Flower Puns
• Jawbreaker alert!

Stick these on a Post-it. Tattoo them on your toothbrush. Yell them into the void. You do you.

Teeth Puns Dirty Enough for a Naughty Smile

Alright, you’ve been patient… so here’s the spicy stuff. Still PG-13 (mostly), but definitely on the wink wink side of things.

• You had me at oral.
• Wanna see my crown jewels?
• I floss… and not just my teeth.
• Come over—I’ll show you my tongue scraper 😳
• I like it rough… like forgetting to floss for a week.
• My oral game? Immaculate.
• Wanna see where I keep my tongue scraper? 😳
• I bite—gently, if you ask nice.
• Let’s talk dirty… like, post-taco dental dirty.
• I love a good night of brushing between the sheets.
• Cavity checks aren’t the only things I’m into.
• You’re filling all my holes… with joy, obviously.
• Let’s skip the small talk and go full root canal.
• You clean up nice… almost too clean – More Puns? Check out: Fly Puns
• Your crown’s not the only thing that’s hard. 😏

😂 Okay okay, we’ll stop before someone’s grandma finds this post and files a complaint. But hey, a little dental innuendo never hurt anyone, right?

What Makes a Great Teeth Pun Anyway?

Glad you asked, friend. It’s all about:

• Wordplay: Take any dental term (crown, root, plaque, floss, etc.) and find a clever twist.
• Double meanings: “Filling” doesn’t just mean dental work. “Crown” doesn’t just mean tooth bling.
• Vibes: Keep it light, a little cringey, but always fun.

Fun fact: According to some dental nerds (in the best way), humor in a dentist’s office actually reduces patient anxiety. So yeah, your dentist telling dad jokes is backed by science. Boom. 🧠

When to Use These Puns (Besides Literally All the Time)

So like, what do you even do with 139 teeth puns?

• 🏥 Dental offices – spice up your signs or social posts
• 🧒 Kids brushing charts – add some fun to the routine
• 💌 Greeting cards – especially Valentine’s or get-well cards
• 📱 Instagram captions – show off your fresh smile with a pun
• 😬 Awkward silence filler – try “Tooth be told…” next time things get weird at brunch

Honestly, they’re just fun to have in your brain pocket. You never know when you’ll need a molar joke.

Final Thoughts: Keep Calm and Smile On

If you’ve made it this far, you officially love teeth puns. Or you’re stuck in a waiting room with no Wi-Fi. Either way, I appreciate you.

Now go out there and make someone laugh with one of these ridiculously good (or bad?) dental jokes. And hey—if you think of your own killer pun, drop it in the comments! I chews to believe in you. 🦷✨

Wanna share this post with your dentist? Please do. They need this joy in their life.