135 Tuesday Puns That will Turn Your Day Around Fast

By Steven, July 8, 2025 (yes, I’m still writing puns in 2025 and no, I’m not sorry 😎)

Let’s be real for a sec. Tuesdays are just weird.

They’re not exciting like Fridays, not soul-crushing like Mondays (well, most of the time), and honestly?? They kinda just sit there like the middle child of the week. Like, “Hey, I’m here too. Please acknowledge me.” 😂

But! That’s exactly why Tuesday is lowkey the perfect day to drop some dumb puns and make people giggle when they least expect it. You know — mid-scroll on Insta or mid-meeting when you’re trying not to fall asleep. 😴

And if you’re like me and use humor to survive the week (or literally life), these Tuesday puns might just be your new therapy. You’re welcome.

Best Tuesday Puns

These are the top Tuesday puns people love to use. They are clever and simple. You can use them in almost any setting.

• Keep calm, it’s only Tuesday (deep breaths 🙃)
• Tuesday is just Monday wearing fake mustache
• Taco Tuesday is cheaper than therapy
• On Tuesdays, we hustle… and question everything
• Too tired to Tuesday
• Turn up the Tuesday, baby! 🔊
• Trust the Tuesday vibes ✨
• Tuesday is not that bad (lies we tell ourselves)
• Coffee first, then we deal with Tuesday
• Just tryna survive, tbh
• It’s a two-coffee kinda Tuesday ☕☕
• Tuesday is Monday’s chill sibling
• Work hard, it’s only Tuesday (ugh whyyy)
• Tuesday feels like progress. Sort of. Maybe. Let’s pretend. – More Puns? Check out: Sunday Puns

You can use these puns in texts emails or just to make a boring Tuesday more fun. Try writing one on a sticky note and leaving it on a coworker’s desk.

Funny Tuesday Puns

Here are puns made just to make people laugh. These are good for jokes on social media or just sharing a silly moment with friends.

• Tuesday called. It wants its coffee back.
• Tuesday is the broccoli of the week 🥦
• I made it past Monday, barely. Now it’s Tuesday.
• Dear Tuesday: stop being so dramatic
• If Tuesday had a face, I’d ignore it
• Tuesday is proof that I’m still not rich
• The awkward middle child named Tuesday
• Tuesday is Monday, but with concealer
• Where nap dreams live = Tuesday
• Can we hit pause on Tuesday?
• Tuesday is the plot twist no one asked for
• Let’s not taco ‘bout Tuesday
• Tuesday again?? Rude.
• Tuesdays make me yawn in new and exciting ways
• Accidentally signed up for another Tuesday, send help – More Puns? Check out: Monday Puns

Let your friends know it is joke time with these Tuesday puns. They are great icebreakers and also good for captions and tweets.

Tuesday Puns for Work

Office life can get a little dull. These puns are clean and good for work chats meetings or emails.

• Let’s get Tuesday DONE
• Teamwork makes Tuesday slightly tolerable
• Tuesday: checkin’ boxes and spillin’ coffee
• Hustlin’ through Tuesday like a grown-up
• Deadlines are calling. I’m not answering.
• Survive Tuesday, thrive on Friday
• The grind never ends… especially on Tuesday
• Meetings + coffee = Tuesday starter pack
• Tuesday plans: pretend to be productive
• Keep calm and hit send
• Tuesday = fake-it-til-you-make-it day
• Focus mode: kinda on?
• Just another meeting-filled Tuesday 🫠
• Conquer Tuesday, one email at a time
• Yes, I’m working. Kinda – More Puns? Check out: Summer Puns

These puns are light enough to keep things professional but still fun. Try adding them at the start of a meeting or in a team message to brighten the day.

Tuesday Puns One Liners

If you like quick jokes these one liners are great. They get straight to the point and make people smile fast.

• It’s Tuesday. I’m still tired.
• Thought it was Wednesday. It’s not.
• Tuesday again??
• Time is fake.
• Tuesdays are just polite Mondays
• Smile… it’s Tuesday again (sigh)
• Not feelin’ very Tues-ready
• Soft Monday energy today
• Is it Friday yet orrrr
• Tuesday is being very Tuesday today
• Tuesday skipped the fun part
• Just me and my Tuesday regrets
• My coffee knows what day it is
• This Tuesday is personal – More Puns? Check out: July Puns

These are great for short posts messages or stories. One liners work best when you want a quick laugh.

Tuesday Puns for Kids

Kids love wordplay. These puns are clean and simple enough for young readers. They can also help kids understand how language works in a fun way.

• Tuesday = taco treats, duh
• Tuesday brings giggles and games 😄
• Tuesday is like a school playdate
• Let’s laugh into Tuesday
• Tuesday is for crayons and chaos
• Two thumbs up for Tuesday 👍👍
• Snack day? More like YES-day
• Tell a joke, it’s Tuesday!
• Bright Tuesday smiles incoming
• Time for a Tuesday story
• Tuesday puzzle time! 🧩
• Laugh louder on Tuesdays
• Tiny adventures start on Tuesday
• Tuesday tales > Monday moods – More Puns? Check out: June Puns
• Bonus points if your joke makes someone snort-laugh

Teachers and parents can use these puns in lessons notes or just for fun. Kids may even start making their own once they understand the wordplay.

Fun Tuesday Puns

These are playful and work in many different ways. You can use them in games parties or online posts.

• Have a tea-rific Tuesday ☕
• Let’s take on Tuesday like champs
• Dance like it’s Friday (but it’s not)
• Toss your worries — it’s Tuesday, not rocket science
• Tuesday is better with memes and snacks
• Twirl into Tuesday like no one’s watching
• Chase joy. Or caffeine. Your choice.
• Tuesday = unofficial play day
• Smiles look cute on Tuesday
• Jump into Tuesday (not literally)
• Laugh your way through the awkwardness
• Happy hearts + Tuesday = chef’s kiss
• Tuesday is one step closer to freedom
• Take a deep breath. You got this – More Puns? Check out: May Puns
• Today is totally Tuesday (don’t fight it)

If you enjoy sharing positive messages these puns are good to spread cheer. You can even print them out and use them in scrapbooks or decor.

Tuesday Food Puns

Food and puns are a great combo. These puns mix the fun of Tuesday with things you eat or drink.

• Taco Tuesday? Say less.
• Not a fan of Tuesday, but I am a fan of nachos
• Tuesday’s menu: carbs and hope
• Lettuce get through this Tuesday 🥬
• I donut wanna Tuesday today 🍩
• Pancake vibes all Tuesday long
• Toast to surviving this far
• More fries, less cries
• Brunch = emotional support
• Can I pizza out of Tuesday??
• Tuesday needs snacks. Period.
• I chews joy on Tuesday
• Smoothie vibes only
• Soup-er Tuesday, anyone?
• Tofu-day is the new today – More Puns? Check out: April Puns

Great for menu ideas food posts or themed dinner nights. You can even write them on a menu board for a little fun.

Short Tuesday Puns

Sometimes short is best. These puns are just a few words long but still full of fun.

• Taco ‘bout Tuesday 🌮
• Tues the day
• Only Tues vibes
• Hello Tues 👋
• Time to Tues
• Stay Tues-strong
• Tues again. Oof.
• Good Tues morning
• Just Tues things
• Sweet sweet Tues
• Love me some Tues
• Tues mode ON
• Fresh Tues feels – More Puns? Check out: March Puns
• Let’s Tues this 💪
• Catch the Tues drift?

These short lines are great for captions hashtags or even custom T-shirts. You can use them anywhere when space is limited but you still want to add a twist.

Conclusion

Tuesday is not the most exciting day of the week. But it does not have to be boring. With the right pun it can be something fun to look forward to. Whether you are at work at home or online a quick pun can bring a smile.

You now have 135 Tuesday puns that fit every style. Funny clever short and kid friendly. Try one each week and share it with others.

If you liked these puns and want more ideas check back every week. We are here to make your weekdays brighter one pun at a time.